Cat Mothers – Queens of the Cat Empire

In a world where dog moms proudly display their four-legged children in velvet armchairs, another, equally devoted, though far more mysterious group exists – cat moms. These women not only love their furry little ones, but treat them like royalty. And that's no exaggeration, because for them, a cat isn't just a pet, but the master of their lives, their universe, and their couch.

Who exactly is the cat lady?

A cat lady is a woman whose heart beats with the rhythm of her cat's purring. She's someone who, instead of the word "cat," uses phrases like "son," "daughter," "princess," or "his feline majesty." Cat photos take up 98% of her phone's memory—and her partner, if she has one, appears in those photos only in the background. A cat lady knows perfectly well that her furry companion can't sleep on an ordinary bed—only velvet, only silk, only one that perfectly matches the color scheme of the interior.

Typical behavior of female cats

"Don't come closer, my cat doesn't like strangers"

Although a cat may weigh only a few kilograms and be named "Clacker," its safety and psychological well-being are paramount. Every dog, child, and even neighbor are scrutinized with suspicious eyes, because the cat's mother knows the world is full of dangers. A cat must feel completely isolated and in control of its environmental empire.

“He is allergic to gluten, chicken, and stress.”

The cat's diet is more carefully balanced than Madka's own – while the cat gets organic wild salmon fillets, Madka has been eating the same supermarket salad for three days. Steamed salmon, organic pumpkin, vitamin supplements – all served in a porcelain bowl for a price comparable to a monthly mortgage payment. Madka will quickly eat a cheese sandwich, because the cat has already devoured the entire culinary masterpiece of the day.

"We're buying a new scratching post because we're tired of the old one"

In the life of a cat lady, a scratching post isn't just a scratching post. It's a strategic command center, a place for exercise, psychotherapy, and relaxation for her beloved cat. If this item becomes boring, a trip to the pet store is immediately organized for something even more impressive, so that the cat doesn't succumb to boredom.

Cat Madka in pop culture

The cat mad is a cross between Daenerys Targaryen from "Game of Thrones" and Bree Van De Kamp from "Desperate Housewives." A perfect housekeeper, caregiver, and ruthless ruler, ready to take over every corner of the apartment to make her pet feel like a true king of the seven kingdoms. Every nap, every glance, the cat is documented on Instagram—especially videos titled "Kitty vs. Laser" or photos titled "His Majesty on a Throne of Pillows," where the cat has more followers than many influencers.

Cat Madka goes shopping

Cat lovers spend more time in pet stores than in popular chain stores. They browse the shelves with the air of a strict cooking show judge, assessing the quality of food ingredients, the origin of toys, and the aesthetics of beds. After all, her cat deserves the best, preferably in shades of pastel pink or stylish navy, depending on which best accentuates its royal fur. Perfect examples are the soft Fluffy bed or the designer Uchi 2-in-1 house , which will meet the highest expectations of a royal pet.

Social media and cat madness

Social media is the natural habitat of every cat mom. Daily photos of the cat in various poses are a must, and reports of vet visits garner more views than the final episode of "Game of Thrones." Every new scratching post, bowl, or toy is a great opportunity for an Instagram Story, and the hashtags #catmomlife and #royalpurr are a must-have under every post.

Is being a cat lady cool?

Of course! Being a cat lady isn't just a lifestyle—it's a prestige, a philosophy, and a form of self-fulfillment. A cat lady knows that her love for a cat is unique, that not everyone can understand the depth of this feeling. But most importantly, her cat knows it too.

So if you see yourself in the above description, you can be proud. Welcome to the elite group of cat women – women who prove to the world every day that cats have long ruled it. And if you're not yet a member of this group, remember – sooner or later, the cat mafia will find you. Better prepare for this inevitability now.